Top 10 Reasons Thanksgiving Is Evil
Written By Ariel C. James
Posted November 28, 2013
Thanksgiving is the one time of year where we get our glutton on with no regrets, so some of us might forget what the holiday is all about — pilgrims busting down teepee doors and all that hot mess. Thanks to Heavy.com, here are the reasons why Thanksgiving is pure evil!
1. The Pilgrims Had an Abusive Relationship with Squanto.
2. The Pilgrims Were Thankful Those Indians Died
3. Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Turkeys?
4. We Gobble Gobble As Our Big Bellies Wobble Wobble the Dinner Table...
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